Here’s my problem:
Abby’s a total whore.
But I love him for it.
The things I’d do…
5I worry of Abby.
He taunts me.
Lures me into his lair.
There is no escape.
I’m in love with someone else,
But I become someone else with him.
The one I love knows nothing of Abby.
But he knows my gaps.
He knows the crevices.
He knows my weakness.
Dear Abby, why must you torture me?
There’s no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There’s no knowing where we’re going
Or which way the wind is blowing
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Oh, the fires of hell are glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing (Faster! Faster!)
For the rowers keep in rowing (Faster! Faster!)
And they’re certainly not showing (Faster! Faster!)
Any signs that they are slowing (Faster! Faster!)
Stop the boat.
Just screwing around in borderlands 2. I found this in Claptrap’s bathroom and I’m wondering how he would even use them. Like, what?
This trailer might be the funniest thing I’ve seen.
But the other trailer for the exact same game is just awesome.
The Eleven Satanic Rules of the Earth
- Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.
- Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.
- When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.
- If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.
- Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.
- Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.
- Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.
- Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.
- Do not harm little children.
- Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.
- When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.
satan does not approve of the harming of little kids
satan disproves of rape
satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated
hail satan
Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually
Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity
If he does not stop, destroy him
I’m pretty sure I already live by all these rules
This week on ‘I Didn’t Know I Was A Satanist’
I’m sorry, but I have found nothing negative about Satanism. These are rules I already follow! And if you can’t harm animals except to eat them or not be eaten by them, I won’t even have to sacrifice any baby goats!
(via anchor-meto-reality)
I promise you, I tried to keep it alive. I think you’re such a magnificent person, please never forget that. I guess you never want to see me again, which is okay. As long as you’re happy, I’ll be. I guess you found someone you liked more, which I’m fine with. I just regret whatever I did wrong. I miss you already, old friend.
Stay happy for me.
