Here’s my problem:
Abby’s a total whore.
But I love him for it.
The things I’d do…
Here’s my problem:
Found this gif of Haunter. enjoy
I worry of Abby.
He taunts me.
Lures me into his lair.
There is no escape.
I’m in love with someone else,
But I become someone else with him.
The one I love knows nothing of Abby.
But he knows my gaps.
He knows the crevices.
He knows my weakness.
Dear Abby, why must you torture me?
There’s no earthly way of knowing
Which direction we are going
There’s no knowing where we’re going
Or which way the wind is blowing
Is it raining? Is it snowing?
Is a hurricane a-blowing?
Not a speck of light is showing
So the danger must be growing
Oh, the fires of hell are glowing
Is the grisly reaper mowing?
Yes! The danger must be growing (Faster! Faster!)
For the rowers keep in rowing (Faster! Faster!)
And they’re certainly not showing (Faster! Faster!)
Any signs that they are slowing (Faster! Faster!)
Stop the boat.
Just screwing around in borderlands 2. I found this in Claptrap’s bathroom and I’m wondering how he would even use them. Like, what?
satan does not approve of the harming of little kids
satan disproves of rape
satan wants you to treat others the way you want to be treated
Satan sounds like a swell guy, actually
Damn Satan you more tolerate than christianity
If he does not stop, destroy him
I’m pretty sure I already live by all these rules
This week on ‘I Didn’t Know I Was A Satanist’
I’m sorry, but I have found nothing negative about Satanism. These are rules I already follow! And if you can’t harm animals except to eat them or not be eaten by them, I won’t even have to sacrifice any baby goats!
I promise you, I tried to keep it alive. I think you’re such a magnificent person, please never forget that. I guess you never want to see me again, which is okay. As long as you’re happy, I’ll be. I guess you found someone you liked more, which I’m fine with. I just regret whatever I did wrong. I miss you already, old friend.
Stay happy for me.